February 2012
143 posts
svalts asked: A muffin.
assorted-goodness asked: You're not an Ian Brooks! I've seen an Ian Brooks before, and you're definitely not an Ian Brooks.
svalts asked: I told him to draw a penis in a helicopter for Ian Brooks (YOU) Hahahaha <3
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antonjorch:
svalts replied to your post: Estoy aburrido dibujare lo que quieran pidan que desean que dibuje?
Un pene en un helicoptero para Ian Brooks
jasksakjask jkaskjsakjas XD
hey svalts please translate this sentence for me!
Un pene en un helicoptero para Ian Brooks Un pene en un helicoptero para Ian Brooks Un pene en un helicoptero para Ian Brooks Un pene en un helicoptero para Ian...
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Why does this always happen:
Me: Hey, I think I have a bruise here.
:::touches it:::
Me: OWWWW FUCK ME.
Seriously though, here's a rule of the Internet:...
Course, it makes sense that TDW would run it as legit since the Cheezeburger Network is pretty much fueled by fake Facebook comment threads and the tears of innocents.
“He who delights in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.”
– Francis Bacon (via absurdlakefront)
I’m definitely one of these.
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“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via oldblueeyes)
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I went into work today and nobody was there
Not the two other people who should have been working, no customers, no cars in the parking lot. After about 15 minutes, I had this strange sensation that *I* wasnt supposed to be there, that maybe I had come in on the wrong day or wrong time or maybe I never worked there and just imagined the whole thing and then reality just sort of unraveled a little bit, like a loose string on your sweater you...
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the-heart-shrinks asked: You know what would be neat? A tumblr blog site machine where writers could submit bits of stories or ideas for stories that would then be critiqued or added onto by other readers.
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Anonymous asked: I believe if you try not to use ninjas in a cliche way it won't be. I know that's a terrible explanation, but let me further explain. If you use ninjas in a story where they are antagonized by pirates then they would be a cliche; however, I know you are too clever for that Mr. Brooks. I'm positive that you are using them in a unique way. Even ninjas who who are just doing their job...
thelonelyteapot answered: What is the context of the story in which the ninjas are to be used?
It would take a long time to explain, and it’s actually just backstory for a character, but the detail has been tripping me up because I have this perception people are like: “NINJAS? GROOOOAAAAAAAAAAAN”
That said, it’s an intentionally over-the-top story with many ridiculous...
Avoiding cliches in storytelling is hard
INQUIRY: do you find ninjas to be cliched? Are they too trite and overused in modern storytelling? Or do you think they can still be used in the proper context? This is a serious question, I’m kind of stuck here.
QUESTIN MARK SO YOU CAN REPLY???
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yourheartsavedyou replied to your post: Not interested. Talk to me when you’re a pizza
HOLY SHIT YOU’RE ACTUALLY A PIZZA!!!!!!!!!
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“If you eat cheese pizza for a week, you are essentially… as a spiritual...”
– Devin Townsend
Not interested. Talk to me when you're a pizza
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spiralingsidewayz asked: I'm not sure if you were joking in that last answer or not, but I agree with the poster. They have a writer's workshop thing and read your submissions, tell you what you need to bone up on, and at the end of the day hopefully get you published on there. One stipulation: If you do get to work for them, I need to meet John Cheese. Need to. Make that happen.
the-heart-shrinks asked: Last night somebody said you should write, but I was already off my computer so I couldn't send in a reply ask but anyways I'm rambling and the point is you should try sending stuff in to Cracked.
samaralex asked: Your penis looks angry.
fileacomplaint asked: Next time someone sends you a thing like that, just draw a picture of your dick with eight legs.
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If anybody asks where I am, tell them I ran away
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itstime2smile asked: Do you write? Because if you don't you should. You have a wonderful writing style.
It was a ghost choir he heard, then
A softened, otherworldly droning of voices that sighed beneath the heavy veil of death. There was no cadence to their ethereal song, but a spectral monotone, the only waivering in notes came from the varied tones of their authors. These were the notes of ones muffled by the eternal silence of the afterlife, suppressed by the loss of their physical bodies as well as their vocal chords. Their forms...
I want to lie down for the next two days and never...
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You know that feel where it seems you have just a...
Present.
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Alcohol is a depressant
and it depresses me.
“I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via tarrinj)