May 2013
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Whoa what the what happened to flickr??
I was gonna complain about how yahoo ruins everything and point to the fact that flickr hasnt changed in like eight years but ooooops
la-wees replied to your post: thesockthief replied to your post: nicklaslidstrom…
Im the secret double-agent crew member,with a mysterious past. My mission is to spy on the space crew, lead by Captain Ian, and bring about their destruction. But the longer I stayed, the fonder I grew to the crew, pledging my allegiance to them. Or did I
thesockthief replied to your post: nicklaslidstrom replied to your post:…
Everyone else who follows you appears to be quite fantastic.
I’ve got a good crew here. We should man a spaceship to coordinates unknown
nicklaslidstrom replied to your post: nicklaslidstrom replied to your post: Sex and…
I’ll just have to work around that. I’ll find a way. New life goal. Sex on nachos.
nicklaslidstrom replied to your post: Sex and Nachos sounds like a perpetually single dude’s guide to relationships
I want to have sex on nachos. Although I don’t want cheese in my naughty places.
Oh dude gross, Steph! Plus think about all those sharp edges from the tortilla chips jutting into soft parts NOPE
awordoraline replied to your post: Sex and Nachos sounds like a perpetually...
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
plus you dont have to wear clothes
Sex and Nachos sounds like a perpetually single...
which is to say I probably could have written it
sharksandrecreation:
nayx:
being a virgin is ok
sex isnt that great
just like
get some nachos instead
I agree with the first sentiment but come on you can’t say sex isn’t great
also I don’t like nachos very much but what if you combined the two somehow
The first sentence is fine if that’s your thing but really guys once you have sex you’re gonna think it’s pretty rad...
fileacomplaint asked: Also, I thought Robocop put the bodies into the torpedoes and was like, "yo khan, Imma kill everyone you've ever known unless you start a war between us and the Klingons. Yo this is a super obtuse way to go about this, but whateves, I'm robocop."
It's just plain dumb, no matter how Machiavellian...
gnumblr replied to your post: Also, and maybe I missed a line somewhere that explained this, but
he wrongly predicted that the crew of the Enterprise wouldn’t be so heartless as to send the innocent crew of Khan to their deaths. He was trying to use them as a bargaining chip to manipulate the stakes and keep control of the situation.
That only makes sense if the torpedoes were actually inert,...
Also, and maybe I missed a line somewhere that...
To save your cryogenically frozen people, WHY DID IT SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO STRAP THEM TO TORPEDOES. HOW DID YOU THINK THIS WAS GOING TO END? Where, in your mind, did you think about this and go: “yeah… yeah what could possibly go wrong, it’s not like torpedoes explode or anything”
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The problem with Star Trek Into Darkness (SPOILER...
And let me preface this by saying I did enjoy the movie, it was fun and had some impressive visuals. I also really loved the Big Evil Enterprise, especially when it caught up to them in subspace.
Now, I think it’s actually a good idea to have someone directing these movies who, by his own admission, doesnt know shit about Star Trek, because someone who’s not obsessed with the deep...
rocom replied to your post: LOL at Star Trek Into Darkness
“GUUUUUYYYYYSS!!!!!!” -Spock
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Finding new, innovative ways to fuck up on a daily basis
LOL at Star Trek Into Darkness
Very clever, guys
Think of the wasted small, metallic figurine...
Have they ever made a Gundam Monopoly board game?...
bluedogeyes asked: Do you remember The Titans?
sovereignspace asked: Do you remember Space Jam?
Anonymous asked: Speaking of time travel, what if you found out your future self is an evil ass hole, what do you do?
techsgtjenn replied to your post: I dont like managing people. I dont like telling people what to do
This is why we should just open a geek game vinyl craft bakery tavern bookshop. People will be so confused/overwhelmed that no one will come in and we can just play pool/mix drinks/knit/game all day. No, no. It’s cool. We can run out my inheritance.
So I’m quitting my glamorous life as a...
Anonymous asked: Yo you remember that time in Time Cop when Van Damme pushed the young version of the evil senator McComb into his future self and since two versions of the same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time they disappear into nothing?
somethinglessstupid replied to your post: I dont like managing people. I dont like telling people what to do
you can tell me what to do anytime
Make a dinosaur park and let me be the first one to visit…. 40 years ago.
YOU SAID ANYTIME.
Also, invent time travel technology.
redcloud replied to your post: I dont like managing people. I dont like telling people what to do
Is that like the missionary position?
Yeah, it’s the one where you sit back and do nothing but bark orders at the other person while they do all the work, except you say it in a really shitty, condescending way like: “ummmmmmm, do you plan on sucking that cock any time soon or...
My boss cant say no to anybody, pt 2
Me: Alright, we have that order ready for (they're feeding 100 people and asked for 3 pounds each of about 12 cheeses)
Boss: Oh great, what did it come out to?
Me: $1,700
Boss: WHAT oh no, no no that's way too much!
Me: That's the price of the cheese.
Boss: Give them a 30% discount (in this case, they're a restaurant so I'm fine with this)
Me: Okay, now it's just under $1,200.
Boss: Oh my god... I dont think they realize how much they're getting, they probably didnt think it was going to be over $1,000.
Me: So should we remove some of the cheeses from the order?
Boss: No they said they need that exact amount. Tell you what, give them a 40% discount.
Me: (in disbelief) 40%??
Boss: ........45%?
Me: WHAT NO
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My boss cant say no to anybody and wants to please...
Me: Okay, that party platter for is ready. I got it at just under $100 (which is what they asked for).
Boss: Oh great, just make sure to give them a 30% discount (we do this for local restaurants. This place is not a restaurant, but whatevs)
Me: (defeated sigh) Alright. I'll just ring that up and it'll be ready.
Boss: Wait, this isnt enough cheese. Add one more but dont charge them for it.
Me: THEY'RE ALREADY GETTING 30% OFF.
Boss: Yeah but I always like to give them a little extra.
Me: WHAT NO
I wanna be like: "hey, let's get a beer" or "who...
I dont like managing people. I dont like telling...
So why do I always find myself in a managerial position?
I dont give that recommendation as a photographer...
My new home on wheels.
roarieyum:
I’ve purchased an RV and plan to travel with it. One huge circle around the US that should take a little over a year. Starting in the upper part of Florida/Atlanta, Georgia and moving north from there. After this year long adventure I plan to retire from modeling. With in the next year I’d love to create as many interesting images and work with as many people as possible. So if you...
