March 2012
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Considering I was half asleep most of the day,...
February 2012
170 posts
Oh, so it's another one of *those* days.
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bluedogeyes replied to your post: Trying
Truth in GIFs. A PBS afterschool special. Made possible by contributions by our sponsors and viewers LIKE YOU.
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Trying
not sure if succeeding.
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hollywoodwhispers replied to your post: The point of money is to spend it and enjoy the fruits of your labor, is it not?
An excellent point, Liz. Thanks! …I think?
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The point of money is to spend it and enjoy the...
roguesandevolution asked: i love when, in the sea of nonsense, you make all the logics. <3
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I feel like it'll be easier to have internet...
the-heart-shrinks:
There won’t be that lingering possibility of Mom going “Hey, Jay, who is this bearded man from Alaska commenting on your Facebook things?”
The answer, “Oh, that’s Ian, I met him online” isn’t a good one to give to parents, even if they’re as young and hip~ as mine.
That’s just the creepy bearded man from a frozen wasteland who comments on my facebook posts at one...
MICHAEL STIPE IS REBLOGGING A BUNCH OF CRAZY VIDEO...
http://confessionsofamichaelstipe.tumblr.com/
I always knew he was one of us.
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OPERATION: Get Shit Done This Weekend...COMMENCE!
Well, monday and tuesday are my weekend so it counts. If we were talking about the literal weekend, I would have *already* fucked everything up. BUT WE’RE STILL GOOD! It’s Friday night! Let’s do this.
“People think dreams aren’t real just because they aren’t made of matter, of...”
– Neil Gaiman (via weturnlyrical)
I call myself a fan of 90's music and I dont have...
Make yourself right, dude, and get it immediately! I promise you wont be disappoint.
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If you call yourself a fan of 90's music and you...
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svalts asked: A muffin.
assorted-goodness asked: You're not an Ian Brooks! I've seen an Ian Brooks before, and you're definitely not an Ian Brooks.
svalts asked: I told him to draw a penis in a helicopter for Ian Brooks (YOU) Hahahaha <3
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antonjorch:
svalts replied to your post: Estoy aburrido dibujare lo que quieran pidan que desean que dibuje?
Un pene en un helicoptero para Ian Brooks
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hey svalts please translate this sentence for me!
Un pene en un helicoptero para Ian Brooks Un pene en un helicoptero para Ian Brooks Un pene en un helicoptero para Ian Brooks Un pene en un helicoptero para Ian...
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Why does this always happen:
Me: Hey, I think I have a bruise here.
:::touches it:::
Me: OWWWW FUCK ME.
Seriously though, here's a rule of the Internet:...
Course, it makes sense that TDW would run it as legit since the Cheezeburger Network is pretty much fueled by fake Facebook comment threads and the tears of innocents.
“He who delights in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.”
– Francis Bacon (via absurdlakefront)
I’m definitely one of these.
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“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via oldblueeyes)
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I went into work today and nobody was there
Not the two other people who should have been working, no customers, no cars in the parking lot. After about 15 minutes, I had this strange sensation that *I* wasnt supposed to be there, that maybe I had come in on the wrong day or wrong time or maybe I never worked there and just imagined the whole thing and then reality just sort of unraveled a little bit, like a loose string on your sweater you...
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the-heart-shrinks asked: You know what would be neat? A tumblr blog site machine where writers could submit bits of stories or ideas for stories that would then be critiqued or added onto by other readers.
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Anonymous asked: I believe if you try not to use ninjas in a cliche way it won't be. I know that's a terrible explanation, but let me further explain. If you use ninjas in a story where they are antagonized by pirates then they would be a cliche; however, I know you are too clever for that Mr. Brooks. I'm positive that you are using them in a unique way. Even ninjas who who are just doing their job...
thelonelyteapot answered: What is the context of the story in which the ninjas are to be used?
It would take a long time to explain, and it’s actually just backstory for a character, but the detail has been tripping me up because I have this perception people are like: “NINJAS? GROOOOAAAAAAAAAAAN”
That said, it’s an intentionally over-the-top story with many ridiculous...
Avoiding cliches in storytelling is hard
INQUIRY: do you find ninjas to be cliched? Are they too trite and overused in modern storytelling? Or do you think they can still be used in the proper context? This is a serious question, I’m kind of stuck here.
QUESTIN MARK SO YOU CAN REPLY???