assorted-goodness asked:
You're not an Ian Brooks! I've seen an Ian Brooks before, and you're definitely not an Ian Brooks.
People keep calling me this strange term and I never figured out why. Secretly I’ve always suspected I wasnt this Ian Brooks thing they all projected upon me, that maybe it was all an elaborate prank played on me since birth, and eventually everyone in the world would jump out from behind a gigantic couch and go “SURPRISE!!”, and then we’d all chase each other around, eating cake and doing whippets. I was never an Ian Brooks, they’d tell me in secret, from under pillows of the fort we had made beneath the table, I was really an Wilburforce Claybourne Alawicious Humphryes, from North Worchecheshershire. And then we’d laugh and laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. Me and the world.
