Capt. Brooks' Lonely Hearts Club Death Metal Band

burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave...

Mon, 28 May 2012 08:48:27 -0400

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse

WTF did I just read

buzatron: New Cowboy Bebop style logo in my shop :DYou can...

Mon, 28 May 2012 07:12:06 -0400

buzatron:

New Cowboy Bebop style logo in my shop :D
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Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.

This is me about twenty times a night, all nights.

Mon, 28 May 2012 06:58:05 -0400

This is me about twenty times a night, all nights.

Mmhmm mmhmm, precisely.

Mon, 28 May 2012 06:35:51 -0400

Mmhmm mmhmm, precisely.

10speed: UNKLE - “Broken” Strung out with wings of the...

Mon, 28 May 2012 05:43:50 -0400

10speed:

UNKLE - “Broken”

Strung out with wings of the dawn
Hole in the black soul in the storm
Torn down through the cracks in the dark
We’re miles adrift we’re inches apart

This used to be one of my favorite songs. I’ve had it rattling in the back of my head the past few days and when I went to look for it tonight, I discovered that somehow through data transfers and dysfunctional ipods and software reboots, it seems to have not made the transition from song I used to have to song I currently have. I’m reacquiring it now, but realized I could still listen thanks to that handy mp3 repository I made. And now you can too!

You assumed correctly, invisible writing.

Mon, 28 May 2012 04:52:49 -0400

You assumed correctly, invisible writing.

They’re like a bunch of super friends!

Mon, 28 May 2012 04:46:55 -0400

They’re like a bunch of super friends!

I'm on my fifth beer tonight what are you doing?

Mon, 28 May 2012 00:44:53 -0400

Mushaw!

Sun, 27 May 2012 23:00:25 -0400

"In a modern vernacular context, particularly in the Himalayas, samsara is also a word used to..."

Sun, 27 May 2012 06:28:16 -0400

“In a modern vernacular context, particularly in the Himalayas, samsara is also a word used to describe how life is full of attachments and comings-and-goings, a subtle state of suffering. For example, when saying goodbye to a loved one, one might utter, “ah… samsara.””

- Samsāra - wikipedia

BUFFY MEETS THE AVENGERS: “You named your hammer Meow Meow?”

Sat, 26 May 2012 04:23:06 -0400

BUFFY MEETS THE AVENGERS: “You named your hammer Meow Meow?”

finalellipsis: I made this 9 months ago and got 180 notes....

Sat, 26 May 2012 02:25:46 -0400

finalellipsis:

I made this 9 months ago and got 180 notes. tastefully offensive posted it yesterday , sourced 9gag and got over 4,000 notes. Thanks, internet.

booooooo 9gag is for douche hoses

strangeninja: This concoction is especially potent when...

Sat, 26 May 2012 01:03:20 -0400

strangeninja:

This concoction is especially potent when consumed out of a cock shaped cup.

Hehe Janessa, you said con”cock”tion

Nimble little minx, isnt she?

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:42:43 -0400

Nimble little minx, isnt she?

it8bit: Ode to the High Score By Ian Brooks O Top Scorers, O...

Fri, 25 May 2012 23:33:53 -0400

photo by Sean Burke

photo by Rob LaPlaca

photo by George Hatcher

photo by Cria-Cow

photo by Celeste76

photo by Benaar

photo by Pirkvestri

photo by Cat

photo by bitchcakesny

it8bit:

Ode to the High Score

By Ian Brooks

O Top Scorers, O High Scorers!
You brave space, time, and dimly lit bar
To space-spar with czars in ships near bizarre
Harken to you, Scorers of Up High!
The lights you illuminate as the numbers they correlate
The enemies you topple, their masters you throttle
O Master of the Score,
You do battle with the machine to free unknown damsels
The commands you demand with no intention of cancel
O High Scorer, our Pixel Explorer,
The mazes you navigate while hidden secrets you activate
String combos you calculate to rain on targets you assassinate
O Courageous Scorers, the buttons your mast, the winds your controller!
You fear no time limit, pitfall, nor border
The walls you ignore as your course bores you forward
O Top Scorers, with numbers that soar
There is no floating head too large, nor galaxy too far
The High Score you unlocked in my heart, the moment you first pressed Start.

I was just hoping this wasn’t going to bomb horribly. I thought it was a cool idea to showcase some pictures of peoples’ High Scores, but most of the pics I found on flickr and Google fuggin sucked. It occurred to me that taking a picture of a monitor wasn’t such a good idea for a post after all, but I managed to find a few decent ones, I think. All in all it took me about an hour and a half to put everything together for this post, including the verses. Just so you can get an idea of how much time I waste sometimes.

Tom Gauld is on tumblr now. Yes.

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:38:02 -0400

Tom Gauld is on tumblr now.

Yes.

"There are no secrets in life. Just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface."

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:36:45 -0400

“There are no secrets in life. Just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface.”

- Dexter (via stephtronic)

Photo

Fri, 25 May 2012 04:39:53 -0400

itmakesnosense: 9Gag, the worst website ever to...

Fri, 25 May 2012 02:28:19 -0400

itmakesnosense:

9Gag, the worst website ever to exist…

Seriously, look at this horrible one I found on their site:

bluedogeyes: The time has come! Just let it go to voicemail,...

Fri, 25 May 2012 00:17:30 -0400

bluedogeyes:

The time has come!

Just let it go to voicemail, all he ever talks about is Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn