The people in Zelda games are assholes

I guess I’ve always been faintly aware of it, but it’s really become apparent in Skyward Sword: the NPC’s are all fuggin jerks to you. And these are the people who are asking you to do them favors. In the same breath, they’re all: “Hey, you look dont have a life, why dont you go grab this thing for me?” or “You look weak as shit, but why dont you go kill all the bad things in the world and make my life easier?” Seriously, there are very few likable characters in these games. I realize I’m dealing with insecure people here and in the end, the glory from saving everybody’s collective ass is all mine. But you’re basically forced into helping these incompetent shit-bags if you want anything good; if these were real people I’d tell them to fuck right off a bridge and like it. You know what, shitstain, if you like bugs so goddamn much why dont you go catch yourself?? Even Zelda is a cunt, she keeps pushing you off things like it’s a game of tag. I think she’s made Link nearly plummet to his death several times in this game. And I’m not even sure it’s worth tracking her lost ass down, does Link even get himself some once these games are over? Does he ever find out if Zelda is a legend in the sack?